❝All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.❞
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WILSON, WADE "DEADPOOL"
AGE: 75 36
DATE OF BIRTH: 11/30/1937 11/30/1976
HEIGHT: 6 FT. 2 IN. (1.88 M)
WEIGHT: 255 LBS. (102 KG)
MARITAL STATUS: MARRIED TO
LOKI "SNOW WHITE" LAUFEYSONABILITIES: MASTER SWORDMAN, MASTER MARKSMAN
OCCUPATION: MERCENARY, S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
STATUS: ACTIVE
PERSONNEL DOSSIER:[CLASSIFIED]
WEAPON OF CHOICEDeadpool employs any number of weapons depending on his current assignment. Most often, Deadpool uses guns, grenades, sai, knives, and katanas. Wade can use any weapon known to man and learn how to use the weapon in less than 5 minutes. Wade is mainly seen using a gun and/or a sharp object. Deadpool has also been shown as having a magic satchel, often pulling weapons out of nowhere
Out of Character
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Dont-Call-Me-KatnissShipdoms:
Spideypool - (Deadpool x Spider-Man)
DeadWidow - (Deadpool x Black Widow)
DeadHawk - (Deadpool x Hawkeye)
Frostpool - (Deadpool x Loki)
Almost any girl with Deadpool
W A R N I N G: M A T U R E - C O N T E N T
As we all should know that Deadpool loves being a smart ass and he curses like a sailor. If your going to complain about cursing/swearing of any kind your gonna have to deal with it cause anything with Wade or Deadpool will be Rated-R or NC-17. He will not hesitate to flirt with you even if your taken, so don't be afraid to just slap him or beat him up, like Natasha would.
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Finally, those long weeks came to an end. Doing little to some to look descent, Loki fixed his hair a bit as the key turned in the lock. He didn’t have to wait for the door to open completely before the trickster was hugging Wade, latching on for dear life and refused to let go. “Oh wade!” Loki said in a tearful voice. “I’ve missed you so much…” A few tears fell from his face as he was given the warmth, the familiar musk smell, the feeling of being alive again.
((Haha, surprise~ I was bored during Lunch))
((Kimm- Help me my feels made me do it!!))